1. I want to be in a punk rock band.
2. I just started drinking coffee yesterday.
3. I hate reggae music.
4. I have a roomate named Trevor.
5. I hate interviews.
6. I believe Keith Richards is the one true god.
7. I would’ve been a barber if I wasn’t a professional skateboarder.
8. I hate the smell of hippies.
9. I don’t smoke pot.
10. I hate onions.
